Selma Hayek beats ninja to death with pool ball

The devastating incident happened in a local San Juan bar where the ninja was a recurring costumer. The ninja, also knows as bob to his friends and family, was just returning from a night of innocent gang raping of a 23 year old woman, when he was challenged to a game of pool by a clearly agitated Hayek.
Hayek insisted on playing with some very modern rules to the game, such as; every time you get a ball in the corner pocket, you are allowed to hit your opponent once in the jaw with the 8-ball.
Sadly for the Ninja his years and years of training did not save him from the razor sharp skills of one of Hollywood’s best paid Latina actresses.
There will be an intimate memorial at St. Luther’s first Methodist church and AA this Sunday.