The horrible incident that has Renee Zellweger raddled beyond compare took place earlier this morning. While getting her mail, Miss Zellweger was suddenly attacked by a wayward Acorn. In a statement from Zellwegers press they say that the acorn was completely unprovoked; but here at OnGossip we hear the story quite differently.
An eye-witness give us this gut wrenching depiction of the scene: “it was like totally her fault or whatever. Like, she saw the acorn and just, like, kicked it out of the way, like, totally rude, like. So, you know, the acorn attacked, after being kicked. I mean, like, wouldn’t you?”
Gruesome stuff.
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