30/01/2009

Betty White Tries to sell embroidered penises over the internet



This morning Betty white of the popular 80’s sitcom “Golden Girls” set her long awaited line of embroidered pillows on sale at http://www.grandma.com/.
People were however surprised to find, that no image of the pillow was displayed on the website, which simply stated that the pillow had in fact been created by White. We here at OnGossip could not sustain our curiosity, and therefore went ahead and bought one, though it cost us most of our yearly revenue. We were therefore a little more than surprised when we found A blatantly phallic image embroidered on the pillow. When investigating the incident, we found that all the embroidered good from White were sexual and that we had gotten one of the least hardcore. Word like bondage and excrement were thrown around in our research, we can only conclude that Betty White lives in a fascinating world.


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