Reese Witherspoon attempts to dine and ditch by tunnelling her way under the ladies room

Late this Friday evening a furious Reese Witherspoon was escorted by Los Angeles police away from the Chemise restraint Fuc Me.
The events that led up to Witherspoons incarceration began earlier that evening, when she ordered one plate of everything they had on their 50 page menu. The waiter was understandably apprehensive about Witherspoons order, but did not think to disagree as he gave the order to the chef. Witherspoon proceeded to gauge her self on the exotic cuisine of the establishment, until it closed. When Witherspoon consequently was asked to pay her excessive bill; she excused her self to the ladies room. Here she proceeded to try and dig a tunnel using only a tube of hand cream and a butterscuch candy. Witherspoon was halfway to the alley behind the restaurant when police finally caught up with her.