In a collective statement from all major film producing companies Ben Affleck is to be replaced with the new and improved robot from apple; the Iman.
WB says that they do not think that it will make much of a difference as the popular movie star has about the same emotional range as a robot. The representative from paramount was not available for a coherent quote, but did run around the press conference throwing faeces at the reporters and falling asleep across several of the participants.
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