Paris Hilton beats Jehovah’s witnesses with used tampon

This evening at 8 pm two dangerously injured Jehovah’s witnesses were seen staggering form the residence of Paris Hilton.
Paris Hilton was not to reach, as she had locked her self in her mansion, and would let no one in, but the two injured parties from Jehovah’s witnesses gave a gruesome description of the events that took place there.Mr. Damian Hellsmouth tells us “we were just going our rounds in the greater Beverly Hills neighbourhood; when a frantiv Paris Hilton comes lunging at us. She tried to beat us the old fashion way, but her arms were too weak from starvation. That was when she pulled out her tampon and started hitting us mercilessly… the thing was hard as stone”