Alien gunned beloved comedian Jack Black to death at 7.pm this afternoon in a down town Dunkin Doughnut in Snohomish Washington.
Seen above is the mugs hot of the extra terrestrial; whose was forcibly let from the scene of the crime by several police officers. The scene was described by eye witnesses as disturbing as the 2 feet tall alien drew a 38 magnum while shouting “he thinks he is sooo funny. Seriously, did you see tropic thunder? Deluded much?”.
After the incident the alien quietly sat down on the linoleum of the establishment and played solitaire while waiting for the police to arrive.
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