18/01/2009

Selina Gomez caught binge eating book covers at local quisno’s


Earlier this evening the singer/acress/sextape star was sighted munching the covers of several editions of J.R.R. Tolkien’s “the hoppit”.
When asked for comment Selina’s fourth cousin once removed told us that Selina has suffered from multiple stab wounds to her inner index finger and can therefore not be held responsible for her actions

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