Bruce Willis to star in ”catz” inspired porno

The former mega hunk has suffered a drawback in his career as of late and has therefore been forced to seek other means of income.

This is why he met with acclaimed porno director Woody Hardbody to discuss a remake of the Broadway classic “Catz”.

This remake (which is entitled “Kinky Catz”) will involved several depraved scenes where mr. mistofolis violate a trashcan with a boom box.