Earlier this morning the international superstar Anne Hathaway was devastated to find that her left pinkie toe had been severed during her sleep. Next to her severed toe was a clearly bruised copy of “there is something about Mary” on DVD.
Hathaway claims that she remembers nothing of the incident, but does allegedly recall a dream involving a hippopotamus and a very aggressive garden gnome. A clearly shaken Hathaway tells OnGossip that “I will never be able to regard a garden gnome with the same ease and callas that I have so often regarded for the Easter Bunny”
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