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Critics rave over new Dolce & Gabbana Burka

The ever provocative fashion label Dolce and Gabbana have recently developed a new line of Burka for the 200 lb and up crowd.

A representative from the company was not able to make a comment, so we must surmise that they are not proud of their creation.

Bruce Willis to star in ”catz” inspired porno

The former mega hunk has suffered a drawback in his career as of late and has therefore been forced to seek other means of income.

This is why he met with acclaimed porno director Woody Hardbody to discuss a remake of the Broadway classic “Catz”.

This remake (which is entitled “Kinky Catz”) will involved several depraved scenes where mr. mistofolis violate a trashcan with a boom box.

Wig files lawsuit against Adain Brody

Earlier this morning a class A wig from the company hosriePoo wigs filed a lawsuit against the faded star Adian Brody.

The lawsuit was filed on the grounds of emotional distress. The ground for the lawsuit were never officially declared, through many believe that the incident where Brody used wigs instead of toilet paper, is to blame for this unfortunate turn of events.

Ethan Hawke on date with well know giraffe molester

The well known actor has just accepted a long standing invitation to go to the infamous and very expencive LA hotspot “les Panatalones nueve”.

However, the invitation is not without a dark and terrible secret. It turns out that Hawke has been invieted by the well-known Giraffe molester Ernestine Hoffman Parker.

Mr. Parker is best known for his 2005 rampage where he defiled more than 58 giraffes. One of his most famous accomplishments where tying 2 giraffes together with their necks, then continuing to sodomise them with a pool cube.

The monster Ernestine Hoffman Parker was never publickly charged

Enrique Iglesias is having a child with a Filipino Drag Queen

The superstar Enrique Iglesias known for his silky smooth voice has been spotted around LA with a very un-attractive man dressed in woman’s clothing.

When asked why he chose to hang around such an appalling character a representative for Iglesias told us here at OnGossip that he was done with the single life, and that he was planning to marry the transgender monster.

United colors of benetton present new line of clothing inspired by golden showers

The controversial clothing brand “united colors of benetton” has just revealed a new line of clothing inspired the elite in sexual depravity.

The look that is showed above is inspired by what is called “a golden shower” which is a sexual act where a man or a woman will urinate over their partner.

When asked why they chose this subject for interpretation in their most recent clothing line, a representative from the company told us here at OnGossip: We love to get kinky here at the office. We often hold spanking sessions in the executive dining room; it only makes sense that it would translate to our designs.

Butt jewellery found in the queen’s collection

This magnificent Piece of jewellery was found earlier this morning in the private collection of queen Magrethe II of Denmark.

Though this splendid jewel once belonged to none other than Marie Antoinette, it’s purpose is rather obscene.

It turns out that this fantastically rare object is in fact the worlds first butt plug. The story goes that Marie Antoinette had this butt plug made for her husband, not as a means of sexual pleasure, but simply to make him fart less.
When asked the Danish queen would not tell why she had kept the splendid jewel in her private collection, but her husband (prince Henrik) did blush awfully at the question.

Chanel designs straight jacked for high end nut jobs

Chanel has moved in to a new market of clientele.

A spokesperson for the high end brand told OnGossip that Chanel has observed that the number of insane customers in the greater Hollywood area has doubled over the last 5 years.

With the financial crisis looming of the company, they found that it would be prudent to design a straight jacked that would accommodate the fashion forward nut job.

This is a straight jacked that says: I may suffer from some severe mental issues, but my fashion sense doesn’t

Giant eyeball attacks Neverland ranch

This morning at 10 am a giant eyeball attacked the former home of Michael Jackson aka. The king of pop.

It seems that the ripe stench of molten plastic had drawn the creature, and proceeded to smash the entire premises until it found what it was looking for.

It seems that there was a very large plastic surgery clinic in the very back of the building. Here the eye started gorging it self on supplies meant for plastic surgery. Ehen the eye had finished, the eye flew of leaving a trail of carnage.